Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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