Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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