I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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