I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I'm really busy with my period
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