Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Farmville is her only friend.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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