She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
It's like God shit irony all over that family
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar