What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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