let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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