This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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