Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i would punch a child for taco bell
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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