she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
All I want is dick and wine.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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