can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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