yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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