there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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