I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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