We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
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When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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