Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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