You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
