We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I seem to have left my pride at pride
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
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We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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