How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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