I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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