So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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