Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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