dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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