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RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
how bad is she
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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