the new term for farting is butt boxing.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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