So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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