Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.