North Korea, Best Korea!
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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I need you to use more vowels.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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