Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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