Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i may or may not be watching the land before time
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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