I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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