I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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