just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I just googled if crying burns calories
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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