we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
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She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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