how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
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Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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