Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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