I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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