watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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