Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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