how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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