I wish you could order shots online.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
