so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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