i permit you to call me
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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