Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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