Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
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