I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Randomize