just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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