Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
