HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
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Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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