Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I am one with the molecules
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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