I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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