I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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