Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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