I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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