i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I think my moral compass just broke
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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