If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
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I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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