I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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