KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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