I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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