the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
