is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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