First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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