Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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