It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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