he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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